Wednesday, 17 April 2013
Sunday, 7 April 2013
bellalouise.co.uk review
Bella Louise Wooden Spank Paddles
After being recently approached to review some wooden
spanking paddles by BellaLouise.co.uk I now find myself in the possession of 3
stunning pieces of spanktastic wood.
Each stunning paddle is handcrafted from oak and finished in
a Danish oil coating to help protect the wood from damage and seal it from
moister
My package arrived in a long rectangular box with no
indication of the sender or the secrets it held inside, the paddles had been
lovingly wrapped in bubble wrap to ensure their safety so they arrive in
pristine condition
First up
The Bella Louise
Wooden Spanking/Teasing Cane
is currently priced at £12.99 which I think is very
reasonable for the size and quality of the cane, it is currently their smallest
solid oak paddle measuring in at
Length: 600mm
Width: 20mm
Depth: 14mm
If I'm honest this one is probably my favourite due to its
comfortable size and weight when wielded it is easy to control, it has a lovely
weight to it and feels very comfortable in the hand.
As for impact it has a very effective, very arousing sting
to it and leaves noticeable welts and marks from the wood but thanks to its
smooth edges it doesn't split the skin (well not with the force I used them)
But I'm assuming it is possible when wielded by more hard core users
It is ideal for spanking or just teasing your partner when
working up to something harsher.
it is a great size for use on a number of body parts unlike
the larger options this cane can be effectively used on the legs, back, stomach
Next we have
The Bella Louise Wooden Spank Paddle
Which is currently priced at £22.99 which is a great price
for a solid oak paddle of this size, it measures in at
Length: 600mm
Width: 45mm
Depth: 14mm
This elegant solid oak paddle features a number of holes
within its design and a slit at the end, the overall look of the paddle is
stunning and it makes a wonderful noise as it cuts through the air during use.
The design is very solid and that is mirrored during use, it
offers a very impressive impact and thanks to its wider design it covers a much
wider area than the teasing cane
It is much heavier than the small cane though and the wide
handle can make It slightly harder to control if like me you have small hands,
personally I find I have to use both hands when using this paddle as I have
weakness in my wrist after breaking it as a teenager but others may find it
much easier to wield
During use I'm not convinced you can really tell it apart
from the plain split paddle when alternating between the two I guessed
correctly maybe only half the time as to which one was being used but as more
extreme paddles go you really can't go wrong with either
The Bella Louise Plain Split Wooden Spank Paddle
Currently priced at £21.99 and It measures in at
Length: 600mm
Width: 70mm
Depth: 14mm
Again making this a good sized paddle for the price
This beautiful solid oak spank paddle is very simple in its
design it features a slit straight up the middle and is designed to give the
effect of two thinner paddles being used struck
Like all the Bella Louise wooden paddles it is has been
handcrafted on site and covered with Danish oil to protect the wood and prevent
any possible water damage
During use the split paddle offers a more extreme impact
than the thinner, tamer teasing cane it has a much wider surface area and has a
lot more weight to it so when used with the same amount of force the results
will be far more drastic than with the lighter thinner teasing can making it a
great option for more hard core impact lovers.
Again like the spank paddle it makes a great sound when
cutting through the air which is something I love about both of the larger
paddles, it plays on more than just your sense of touch, when cutting through
the air it teases your sense of hearing and you begin to anticipate the blows,
my husband soon cottoned on to this and used it to his full advantage, playing
and teasing me by swinging the paddle but not actually connecting with my body,
this is most effective when blindfolded
All of these paddles have earned a rightful place in my
collection of impact tools I love each and every one for different reasons.
Each of them have been created to an extremely high standard, the finish on
them is perfect, they all feature the Bella Louise logo but you can have the
paddles personalised if you wish just to make them a little more special.
The feel of the wood is lovely its very smooth and the Danish
oil used on it not only gives the wood a wonderful small but also enhances the
beauty of the wood amazingly the grain really is captured quite remarkably
which I absolutely love, nothing spoils the look of wood more for me than a poorly
chosen finish.
It is immediately apparent that the maker of these pieces
really enjoys what they do and takes a lot of care and attention when doing it,
a true craftsman
If you’re interested in purchasing any of these paddles you
can do so direct from bellalouise.co.uk by following these links
Disclaimer: These products have been provided to me free of
charge by bellalouise.co.uk in exchange for a thorough honest review and this
in no way affects the opinions in said review - thank you
Saturday, 6 April 2013
Wednesday, 3 April 2013
bad-dragon.com review
Bad dragon bruiser
As many of you know I can not recommend Bad Dragon enough,
the quality of their products is remarkable, they for me are not only the
leading manufacture of fantasy sex toys but also the leaders in the dildo
market, Regardless of your sexual interests bad dragon is sure to be able to
cater for your needs and desires.
Focusing on all aspects of their designs; shape, size,
texture and colour bad dragon are dedicated to producing the finest
fantasy-themed adult toys money can buy. These exquisite designs are hand
crafted and manufactured with the utmost care and attention to guarantee their
customers top quality products as well as high quality service
When ordering from bad dragon you will be given numerous
options to choose from this ensures your finished product suits your needs
perfectly
First up - design;
All of the bad dragon "characters" are exquisite
and I have had my eye on a number of them for quite some time but for me
"Bruiser the fusion" is simply stunning and the ridges and knot of
the design enticed me greatly
Next- Size; The Bruiser comes in Small, Medium, Large or
extra large
Total Length
Small - 7.75 inches
Medium - 9.25 inches
Large - 11.50 inches
Extra-large - 13.50 inches
Small - 6.00 inches
Medium - 7.50 inches
Large - 9.25 inches
Extra-large - 10.75 inches
Full lists of dimensions are available HERE
Then Firmness; bad-dragon
offer there body safe silicone in an array of firmness’s;
Soft
Medium
Firm
Split soft
Split firm
Split wide
I chose to have my bruiser in soft
Cum-tube; bad-dragon offer a cum-tube option which Includes
a free 8oz/250ml bottle of bad-dragon cum lube designed and ideally suited for
use with these tubes I decided against this option
Suction cup; I'm a huge fan of suction cups so this was the
option for me and I chose to have one with my bruiser
Finally the Colour; The colour options bad-dragon offer are
highly impressive, anything from signature colours for each model to custom
colours, pearlescent and even glow in the dark colours, with bad-dragon
anything is possible including fades, marbling and highlights. I am a huge fan
of bruiser’s signature blue/purple fade with a blue base so this is exactly
what I went with
My bruiser was delivered in a discrete brown box with no
indication of what secrets it held inside. Once opened I found my Bruiser
hidden under purple tissue paper buried in Styrofoam packing which were keeping
it nice and safe
My bruiser was sealed inside a thick plastic bag to keep it
clean and fresh it also has a little sticker on the base stating it was
"made in the USA" I personally think this is a nice touch
inside the bag I also found an extremely cute mini Elden in
black with white detail on shaft and a blue base, I’m a huge fan of these
little guys they are super cute and an amazing piece of sex toy merchandise they
are also a great way to get a glimpse of other designs and if I'm honest thanks
to this incredible mini i now have my eye on this particular design it looks
awesome especially in this colour
The bruiser features a wonderfully tapered head, followed by
a glorious set of ridges down its shaft and a glorious sized knot and finally
the bruiser is finished of perfectly with a set of gorgeously detailed testicles,
the overall look really is something to appreciate and In the large it really
is magnificent
The Bruiser is an ideal choice for girth lovers with the
smallest of the three sizes being an impressive 6.50 inches in circumference at
the knot , with large measuring up at a spine tingling 10.50 inches in
circumference at the knot, I'm sure you will all agree this is not the sort of
toy you should take lightly, it has a huge knot and glorious girth making it a
must have choice for lovers of larger proportions, if you love oversized sex
toys the bruiser really is the toy for you
All bad-dragon products are made from 100% phthalate-free,
latex-free body safe silicone so you can rest easy in the knowledge that
everything you receive from them will be kind to your body as well as being
highly pleasurable
Due to the nature of silicone I would highly recommend only
using a water based lubricant or bad dragons own brand of lubricant sold HERE
to ensure the safety of your chosen toy, silicone lubes can degrade and damage
other silicone products so think of your new toy as well as yourselves
I could not love the options I chose for my bruiser any more
if I tried it far exceeds my expectations and is better than I could have ever
imagined. The toy exclusive colour i chose (the valiant meld) is simply breath
taking the baby blue compliments the purple beautifully and the fade itself
results in a wonderful mix of the two colours.
bad dragons ability to manufacture and produces products of
such a high standard and taking so much time and effort on small details such
as colour is something I deeply respect and this for me goes a long way to
proving just how much pride and care bad-dragon put into their creations to
ensure each and every one is a beautiful piece of sexual artistry, nowhere else
will you find handmade silicone toys made to this high calibre
The silicone itself has a very silky smooth finish to it and
feels incredibly soft and sensual to the touch it is extremely tactile and
feels extremely luxurious
The soft firmness I chose for my bruiser works really when
in this size it's very flexible with lots of give in it, iv never used a toy of
this magnitude before this is by far the biggest and i found the soft firmness
did help to make it more user friendly
As i have mentioned i chose to add the suction cup to my
large bruiser, the design of the bruiser makes it ideal for a suction cup
giving it a wide base and an exemplary hold. When I first saw the sheer size of
my bruiser I had some doubts on whether or not the suction cup itself would
actually hold and i was shocked and overjoyed when it did in fact work, I stuck
it to my shower before bed and it was still stuck there come morning
My bruiser really is magnificent every detail is
utterly exquisite from the ridged shaft
to large knots and the detailed testicles that form the base, every last detail
has been created with precision and care and its clear a lot of thought has
gone in to its creation
The bruiser in large is not for the light hearted due to its
larger dimensions it’s not a toy you can just lube up and push straight in, if
this is what you are looking for I would highly recommend the small or medium
bruiser, the large will be far more work, for the large a great deal of warm up
work is required I found I needed to be highly aroused to even attempt it, but
dear god was it worth all the extra effort
The large bruiser invokes sensations I have never
experienced before in my life, words cannot describe the intensity of the
emotional release I felt once I managed to insert it for the first time,
Insertion for me was a slow process once fully warmed up I
used a lot of lubricant on my bruiser and
inserted the head then slowly worked my way down the shaft, the shaft
itself features glorious ridges and has a subtlety bumped underside, during
insertion these felt incredible , Every single ridge sent shivers down my
spine,
My whole body felt alive wracked with sensations I was
treading the line of pleasure and pain, the immense girth stretched me to capacity
but every single millimetre that was inserted drew out waves of utter ecstasy
words cannot accurately describe the experience it really is something you need
to experience yourself
So far I’ve been unable to knot completely but trust me when
I say I will managed it, I'm not one for turning down a challenge
Using the large bruiser anally was much more than I could
handle I would love to be able to say I managed to insert it for the sake of
this review but unfortunately that didn't happen, I didn't even come close but
as I never intended to use this bruiser for anal insertion this was not a
problem for me and I'm sure there are plenty of people out there capable of
using this toy anally if they chose to
If your planning on using a large bruiser I would suggest
you do so when highly aroused, then still add plenty of lubricant, relax and
take it slow, inserting a toy of this size is not going to happen quickly
especially when you have never done so before, but as I have pointed out it can
be a highly pleasurable experience and is achievable even for first time users.
The key to large insertion is relax, relax, relax it isn't a race so take your
time and enjoy the experience, relish in the slow progress feel every sensation
and cherish the moment, once the first time insertion is over you'll never get
it back so be patient and enjoy it, I promise it is totally worth the extra
effort I have honestly never had such intense orgasms in my life
Cleaning of the bruiser is very simple the silicone is non-porous
and can be cleaned in many ways; with
your favourite silicone friendly toy cleaner, mild soap and water, the dish
washer, or even using sterilising liquid or tablets, the choice is yours.
Being silicone you will find the bruiser will pick up quite
a lot of fluff, hair and other debris this is a common occurrence with silicone
due to the nature of the material so storage is important I would suggest
either buying a lint free bag or a sex toy storage box big enough to hold it
comfortably, always ensure you store your sex toys separately as certain
materials will react with one another and this can cause the toys to degrade
My Overall opinion of the bruiser as well as the service i
have received from bad dragon is extremely high, my communication with the team
was very friendly and helpful and they made my overall experience highly
enjoyable. I am extremely impressed with
the bruiser, the overall design is
utterly breath-taking.
This may only be my second bad dragon toy but I can honestly
say I have not found another dildo product that has impressed me even half as
much as these and I can't thank the bad dragon team enough for this magnificent
creation
If you are interest purchasing a bad dragon bruiser you can
order one direct from bad-dragon.com by following this LINK
Disclaimer: This product has been provided to me by
bad-dragon.com free of charge in exchange for a thorough, honest review and
this in no way affects the opinions in said review - thank you
love wand experiment
The Luminous love wand and the sexsomniac
Rose quarts is a beautiful stone and is believed to hold
many healing qualities, the one quality of the stone that interests me most
though is its effectiveness in inducing
restful sleep, for those of you that don't already know I suffer from a
number of active sleep disorders, including walking and talking, with many
other variants. The rarest of my sleep disorders though is sexsomnia. Sexsomnia
is a disorder of which the sufferers performs sexual acts on themselves or
their partner, this can vary between masturbation to full intercourse and as
with most things it also varies between suffers, personally my sexsomnia is
mainly focused on self-masturbation although this does occasionally shift to my
husband and I have also been known to try and engage him in full blown
intercourse
Anyway last year I stumbled across a wonderful company
luminouslovetoys.com who were hoping to
bring their stunning rose quarts dildo into the world of sex toys, this goal
has now been achieved and I was lucky enough to get the chance to review one (
you can read my main review HERE )
As I’ve said rose quarts has been linked to restful sleep
and although iv slept with some in my room in the past i never put much thought
into its effectiveness, due to quite a lot of stress and illness lately my
active sleep disorders have been at an all-time high so this got me thinking
could my rose quarts love wand actually help
Over the next two weeks I'm going to keep a diary of my
nightly activities (well as best I can)
Week one will be my usual routine, but for week two I will
be attempting to sleep with the rose quartz love wand inserted to see if it has
any effect
Week one,
Night 1
12:30am Bed time
2:30am still awake
3:26am woke up sat on the toilet oh yes I forgot to mention I
sleep wee lol
5:42 hubby woke me up for taking too loudly, apparently i
was moaning about chickens hmmmmm ok not really sure what to think of that,
12:30am bed time
3:45am still awake
4:57am hubby wakes me up for messing around in my draw
taking about lipstick, I don't wear lipstick hmmmm
6:38am I wake up down stairs on the sofa
11:45 bed time
2:00am still awake
4:22am woke myself up masturbating
6:07 wake up sat on the stairs
12:55am bed time
4:35 still awake
11:30pm bed time
4:17am woke up sat on the end of the bed
7:30 woke up to find my bad dragon naga in bed with me
11:00pm bed time
2:30 still awake
5:01 woke up on the toilet
12:45 bed time
4:00am still awake
5:21 woke myself up masturbating
6:54 woke up on the bathroom floor
1:25am bed time
2:30 still awake
7:00 woke up to find the love wand on the floor hmmmmm did I
take it out in my sleep or did it fall out my panties during a walk, I have no
idea hubby didn’t see or hear a thing bigger panties tomorrow night I think
12:50 bed time
4:03 I woke hubby up talking in my sleep
12:39 bed time
2:00 still awake
5:53 hubby found me sat up in bed
11:45 bed time
2:00 still awake
4:10 woke up
12:30 bed time
2:18 hubby caught me trying to walk down stairs and put me
back into bed
1:45 bed time
3:40 still awake
5:02 woke up to use the toilet found the love wand on my
pillow
11:35 bed time
3:12 woke hubby up talking
I know two weeks is really not a long enough comparison to
get an accurate idea of the love wands effectiveness on my sleep disorders but
I do feel that over the week I have slept with it that there has been some
improvement, week one consisted of far more physical night activity and
although there was still activity during week two, while using the love wand
you can see by the results that the activity was much calmer by comparison
Overall I do personally believe this little experiment was a
success, i exhibited no obvious signs of sexsomnia in week two which I think is
remarkable, although there could of course be many factors as to why my active
sleep appeared calmer during week two. some may think it’s a coincidence,
others may think I subconsciously knew the wand was there and even during sleep
I feared damaging it which kept me mostly in bed, it could also be that in week
two my health improved a great deal which i guess could also of been a factor
The truth is I guess we will never know for certain but what
I do know is this;
The luminous love wand is an absolutely stunning piece and
totally unique, I’ve seen many stone dildos but this is my first crystal sex
toy and I truly hope it is not my last
Will I continue to use my luminous love wand? Ohhhh yes, I
may not sleep with it inserted on a nightly basis but I will continue to use it
none the less. I'm curious to see if the results iv gathered over the last two
weeks are reflected in further tests so i will most definitely be experimenting
again in the future and may even go on to look at how it benefits other health
issues such as my migraines at some point
All in all it’s a very fascinating toy and I'm very grateful
to have it in my collection thank you so much luminouslovetoys.com
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